We had barely arrived that it got going already. I wasn't sure about the hat at first. They told me it was actually a helmet. That means action. That makes it ok for me, then.
Next thing I know, I was saddling a majestic horse. An Australian thoroughbred. A stallion of epic proportions. In one word: a destrier.
The proud beast (Ruby is her fierce name), subjected to my natural authority - and that of my good lady page, and mum's a bit too.
I concluded that horses are great every once in a while but I wouldn't have one. Smelly, for one thing. And not very fast. Nor comfy. So long, Ruby.
I then met that bearded man in funny dress (it was 30 degrees today). Santa's his name. Smelly chap, not very fast handing out presents nor very comfy. A bit like Ruby, really.

I got an awesome pressie. Can you guess what it was? Here are a few hints: Swiss design, orange, faster than a horse.

Yup, that's it. A scooter. Bloody good one, too! I'm outta here.

PS: Ella can't be bothered with presents. She got a bottle of milk and was happy. Bless her.

Yup, that's it. A scooter. Bloody good one, too! I'm outta here.
PS: Ella can't be bothered with presents. She got a bottle of milk and was happy. Bless her.
